It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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