How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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