Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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