I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm at about main and main street
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Randomize
