she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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