I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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