about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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