You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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