Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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