She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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