Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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