you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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