I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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