my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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