try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
