She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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