I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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