BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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