terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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