none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you will always have a special place in my vag
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Randomize
