im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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