Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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