See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.