She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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