capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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