I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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