only you would photoshop your dick
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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