so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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