I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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