Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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