Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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