He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
The cops high fived after they tackled you
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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