I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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