Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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