Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
oh god was she eating orange peels again
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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