Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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