Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
