You smell like a Billy Joel song
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
