apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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