Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.