At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.