This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"