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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?

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  Ya

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  I used to kick so much ass

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  you sound like my dream girl

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.

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• (951): View more from California

  My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Now back to adults eating hotdogs.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.

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