Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.