Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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