I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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