I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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