false alarm. still invincible.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The power of my boobs compel you
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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