I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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