blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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