What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you traded sex for a burrito?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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