I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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