Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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