We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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