Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
All the doctor said was why
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