Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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