Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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