you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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