Please, let me fuck your mom
i was born a porn star she said
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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