after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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